How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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