And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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