even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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