Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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