i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
from now on my penis is your penis
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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