No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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