Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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