idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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