Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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