So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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