butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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