Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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