Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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