ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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