Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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