I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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