hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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