Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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