Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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