I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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