well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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