Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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