It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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