Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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