My liver just broke up with me...
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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