i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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