i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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