It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
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you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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