Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Randomize