Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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