turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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