My girlfriend figured out who you are.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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