do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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