but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
We don't watch enough power rangers
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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