I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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