i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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