he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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