Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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