Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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