My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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