butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
my shit smells like andre
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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