Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
My life is pants optional.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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