She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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