escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
do herpes really smell.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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