Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
