have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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