Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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