no, he came in my armpit
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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