i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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