I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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