YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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