You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm way too hungover for life right now
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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