Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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