I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down