please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.